Thursday, July 31, 2008

The Wall-Eye


Everyone on this blog is familiar with the "shark" technique. Some of us have mastered it.


Now that we are more mature in age, I'd like to introduce you all to a more advanced technique: The Wall-eye.


Imagine a nude woman in a closet. Sneak up behind her and follow these directions:


1. Stick your left index finger in her mouth

2. Stick your right index finger in her "hole"

3. Lift and pose for the picture


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