Napkins

Napkins are good for liquids, pastes, and smooth spreads. A bit of water on your chin? Some mayo on your cheek? How about some tuna juice on your fingers? A napkin will take care of all that. It'll absorb and hang onto these unwanted leftovers until you dispose or wash that napkin later. A napkin will even do a decent job on that nitty gritty powder leftover from scarfing doritos or cheetos. But what about bread crumbs on your hand after palming a roll? What about salt on your fingers after eating some mixed fancy nuts? What about morsels of KFC extra crispiness stuck to your lip? A napkin's only accomplishment when applied to these tasks is to brush the crumbs from your fingers so they fall to the ground, your lap, or whatever is below your hands at the time. Clean hands, maybe, but not for nothing.
Napkins, it's time to step up your game.