This Side Up

It's so nice to have a place to share and relive the most miserable and awkward moments of our lives. And to see how differently our misery unfolded. I spent a lot of adolescence believing if women could only see who I really was, they would love me. It turns out that was all backwards. Once I realized that my jokes alone were worth far more than the rest of me, my life changed forever. Instead of a trying to just be me, now I just try to be funny. The moral of this entry is: lose the ego, lose the shame, lose embarrassment, and remember that when you look back on your life all you will care about is the size of your conquests.