Monday, March 31, 2008

Whale Wisdom

The proper size to cut your food into, as well as the proper amount of food to put on your spoon/fork, is the largest amount of food that will fit into your mouth while allowing you to swallow without gagging.

If you have a choice between larger portions or lower price, you're in the wrong restaurant.

1 comment:

Sweatshirt said...

"If you have a choice between larger portions or lower price, you're in the wrong restaurant."

This statement has perplexed me for weeks. Are you saying that restaurants should not charge more for more food? I am not sure such a restaurant could stay in business...

On a separate topic, maybe we should all try our hand at translating a Chekhov story, just to go with an earlier theme on this blog.