An orthadox couple gets married. The wedding ends and it is time to legitimize the wedding in the bedroom. Since the woman has all the experience in the relationship, the gentleman asks her what he is supposed to do.
She says, "First, take off your tsi tsit".
So, the gentleman takes them off and asks, "What next?"
She responds, "Take off the rest of your clothes and stick it in."
So he does all this and then asks, "What now?"
She answers, "Now it's time to daven"
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