My father-in-law.....

My wife and I were joking how we could write a book about Michelle's dad and his weird tendencies. Here are a few (no exaggerations!)

I have highlighted some of his best moments:

He wore a Detroit Lions leather hat to church
He planted fake flowers from his daughter's wedding in the backyard
He applied duct tape to fix holes on the screen door
He parks his car on the lawn to kill it so that he won't have to mow it
His lawn exceeds his knees
He has newspapers on his porch that are more than 3 months old
He stabled cardboard boxes over the windows in the living room to enhance television viewing
He cooked hot dogs in the fireplace when the power went out
He bought a fake fireplace and set it inside the real fireplace
He velcrod the remote control for the television set to the table
His floors are so dirty that there are bugs in the dog's food dish
He has weeks old pizza crusts under the seat cushions


Maybe someone else can make a list for, "You know you are a sheggetz when..."