Take an interest and smoke it

Oh, I have interests, to be sure. I have interests aplenty. Like creating places on the internet where I can say self important things. I’m interested in many, many things, and that is the proof that I have none. I have joined every club, taken every class, tried every activity. My attachment to some is deeper and lasts longer than to others, but none takes on the dominating role of INTEREST. That thing that consumes, that drives, that leads someone to enjoy and need to do everything related to that thing. But fuck it, right?